Fucking oath, I just got back from a night out with Adam, Zoie, Yeatsie, Mel and Amy. Fuck it was awesome, there's a lot to remember, and I'm sure most of this story will be retold and added to in the comments but fuck, I had a great time. Whenever you are stuck, long island iced teas will save you, trust me, I've got eight numbers, 3 Brazillian friends, one Bristish mate and a bloke called Reece who I have to meet at the park bench at 4.45am next Sunday morning outside Maccas.

I was absolutely smashed, but, I got fucking Megadeth played at the Mustang Bar! Fucking oath!!!!!!!!!! I willl post more, and I'm sure attendees.... OH I GOT ROBBED, stupid chick that felt me up for my money! Fuck..... props to Scott for picking me, Adam and Amy up from the Story Bridge at 6am. Champion effort. I'll amend this post later, in the meanwhile, comment on!

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me: 'Are you a jockey?'
jockey: 'yer *slur*'
me: 'How did you get so small, wear a brick for a hat?'
otherguy (to jockey): 'Can I rent you as my mini me?'

chick: I'm from Brazil and he's my husband'.

me: 'What music do you listen to?'
random#38302: 'rnb'
me: 'We'll never work, cya'

me: 'got number? *gives phone*'
her: *types*
me: 'that's pizza hut, at least be creative, try dominos *gives phone back*'

robbergirl: 'can you buy me a drink?'
me: 'get fucked, have a dollar though'
robbergirl: *feels me up and grabs my $5 from my pocket*
me: 'oi, that's my bus money'
robbergirl: 'thanks'

me: *walks to bar and sits next to girls*
girls: 'two vodka on the rocks'
me: 'better make that three, how you doing'

me: 'hey ladies, I'm as sober as a judge, verdict *points*.. not guilty'

me: 'hey, how you doing'
bitch: 'fuck off we don't want any trouble'
me: 'geez *blowfishes on dirty window*'
bitch: *rage blackout* 'FUCK OFF'

me: 'do you want this long island?'
her: 'why, what's wrong with it'
me: 'well it's not spiked, sif i can afford drugs'

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