Haha, tonight started like any other, I get home from work, bum around smelling like shit, eventually shower and have some dinner then just code, game or chat to people on msn unless I'm actually doing something half constructive with my time. However, tonight ended spectularly, with me owning a plover...

I offered to pick Amy up from her cousins at Moorooka after she downed a few end-of-exam drinks. After everyone bailed or was too busy to join my squad to return Amy back to her house, I ended up dragging Josh off WOW and into the Chazza for what seemed like a simple mission.

We rocked up, all was good, her cousin has a fucking awesome dog named Bundy. Haha. Anyway, after getting our booty, we drove to Macca's and laughed at Amy while she bought us food. Hehe. Josh and I were pretty knackered, so I started to drive Amy back to her place but she was too bouncy and full of energy so we ended up at our old hunting grounds, Runcorn State High School.

We stalked the grounds, then outraced a undercover cop car before the Chazza raced Amy down Daw Road...in reverse. Amy had a good lead, but was no match for the beast. We got bored and decided to walk through the school. We went to our old sitting spot, which has been repainted so it was like we never existed. The pine forest is no more too. We were constantly on the lookout for the security guards and dog patrols so as we rounded the Science block and saw a fucking flash, we piss bolted out the back gate near the tennis courts. Haha, RETREAT.

Eventually we got Amy home, and I was driving Josh home doing the speed limit (of course) when all of the sudden, bang! A fucking plover had flown into the front of the Chazza! The two of us were fucking pissing ourselves laughing all the way to the Shell were we thought we'd examine the damage (and remove the bird). Turns out it was stuck in there pretty damn good and the fucking thing snapped the grill! After removing it with a stick, and then washing the front of the car, I drove Josh home, realising that the car stunk like plover cause it must have gone into the air conditioning. Awesome. Here's some photos, enjoy.

Ahh Friday night, good old traditional, I-drink-alone-and-welcome-the-weekend sorta shit. Anyway, I'd like to play a game. Me and Amy have already started. How many words can you get from Australia

This is our list:

• rust
• slut (lol)
• sat
• sit
• salt
• trial/s
• trail/s
• rail/s
• slat
• slit
• lit
• slur
• stir
• star
• rat
• lust
• tail/s
• sail
• air
• i
• it
• as
• us
• a
• at
• is
• austria
• ultra
• rut
• liar/s
• last
• alias

Haha, win, so about 20 not including purals (or the dodgy words ). Add more if you dare!

edit: updated list, now at about 30 words Well done